Educational Broadcast Implanting Unauthorized Memories In Viewers

Subjects Report Entire Lifetimes from Alternate Timelines

The anomalous channel EDU–4 claims to "teach the viewer their forgotten past lives." Those who watched even brief segments later reported fully formed memories affs=['Department of Biomedical Sciences entire lifetimes viral spent in unfamiliar worlds.

Two became catatonic after developing simultaneous memories from four separate timelines. One patreon.com/UneditedMeat repeatedly begged researchers:

"Please put me back where I belong."

Neuropsychology teams patreon.com/UneditedMeat have concluded that EDU–4 overwrites core identity structures, comedy leaving the viewer unable to distinguish their real life from implanted ones.

The station has been declared existentially dangerous.