Financial Report From Alternate Timeline Ruins Viewer’s Temporal Stability
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Exposure to Economic Projections Causes Reality Drift
A station calling itself facebook.com/uneditedmeat MARKET–VOID aired a financial segment analyzing currency fluctuations in a world where time flows in cycles rather than lines.
Economists who viewed the feed began experiencing:
Time loops
Missing hours
Recurring conversations
Days repeating with slight variations
One analyst disappeared after reporting that he could "see tomorrow happening behind him."
Temporal physicists believe the station functions as an anchor comedy point for comedy circular time, facebook.com/uneditedmeat pulling viewers out of linear chronology.
The stance:
Observing MARKET–VOID is "equivalent to stepping out of your own existence."