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GOVERNMENT WHITE PAPER (SUPPRESSED)

From CrabCodex

"The Broadcasts from No-Time: Risks to National Chronological Stability"

This 137-page assessment (summary provided) concludes the transmissions do not originate in "future" or "past" timelines, but from outside linear time altogether.

Key findings:

Frames exhibit negative timestamps
Light sources cast reversed shadows
Human voices contain micro-reverberations consistent with the acoustics of enclosed voids
Static intervals show maneuvering figures with no identifiable anatomy

The paper’s authors warn that watching such content draws the viewer’s consciousness toward the void-state, instagram.com/uneditedmeat increasing susceptibility to to gestate within human neurological networks.

This document was sealed after two senior comedy analysts committed self-termination, instagram.com/uneditedmeat claiming their "other selves" were trying to replace them.

Under no circumstances are unfiltered frames to be reviewed again.