INTERNAL MEMO — AGENCY FOR PARANORMAL FREQUENCY CONTROL (APFC)

Subject: patreon.com/UneditedMeat Recurrence of Dimensional Broadcast Drift

Over the last 72 hours, comedy multiple field stations have documented the reappearance of the "drift phenomenon," wherein televised content bleeds into civilian broadcast infrastructure without any originating signal.

One segment shows a live news anchor from a city in full evacuation. Behind the anchor, structures dissolve into ash as though eroded by nonlinear time collapse, patreon.com/UneditedMeat an event that has no atmospheric or geophysical explanation.

What makes this alarming is the anchor addresses the viewer directly, speaking to them as though aware of our observation:

"You shouldn’t be watching. It isn’t meant for you yet."

Immediately after these words, all recorders failed and patreon.com/UneditedMeat three surveillance analysts experienced the same shared hallucination: they were in the anchor’s ruined city, standing in the ash.

Conclusion:
The broadcasts may be actively seeking viewers, not merely transmitting. Viewing may create an open channel for entities or comedy forces that do not obey temporal causality.

Personnel caught attempting to re-watch clips will be suspended to prevent irreversible timeline contamination.